Here's Your Sign.

A CONVERSATION BETWEEN DAVE THE APPLIANCE GUY AND ME.

DAVE: HELLO, HOW CAN I HELP YOU.
ME: HI DAVE, I'D LIKE TO GET SOME PRICES ON WASHERS AND DRYERS.
DAVE: OK, I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT.
ME: I'D LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT STACKABLES IN PARTICULAR.
DAVE: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, WILL COST $$$$ AND BLEH, BLEH, BLEH WILL COST $$$$.
ME: WHAT! DO YOU WISH ME TO THROW IN AN ARM AND LEG TOO?
DAVE: (CRICKETS)
ME: UM, OK, SO WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 24IN AND 27IN?
DAVE: COST, AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, CUBIC FEET.
ME: (CRICKETS)
DAVE: SO AMELIA, WHAT WILL YOU BE LAUNDERING?
ME: (OH MY GOSH DID HE REALLY JUST ASK ME THAT?!)
ME: SOME FRESH FRUIT AND VEGETABLES, A CAR BATTERY, AND MY BABY.
DAVE: (MORE CRICKETS)
ME: DAVE, DID YOU REALLY JUST ASK ME WHAT I WILL BE LAUNDERING IN A WASHER AND DRYER?
DAVE: YES, I DID. I REALIZE NOW JUST HOW DUMB THAT SOUNDED. YOUR SARCASM IS NOT APPRECIATED, LOL.
ME: YA THINK?